Dear Mother Nature,

I would like to make a personal and slightly universal request to end the rain due to over bitchiness that ensues from the Boston commuting public.

Due to the enormous amount of rain that has dropped the last week here in the Northeast we feel like we need some time off from the rain and clouds. And I personally need time off from hearing the people bitch about the rain and how hot it is in the train. (And if it's not the heat then it's the cold. People you live in New England. We have...SEASONS..)

If you are mad at us for completely fucking with your ecosystem and pretty much destroying in 100 years what you created in a few hundred centuries, then I apologize for the human race. We're sorry. We had no idea. (Well we had an idea but we have politicians who have lobbyists with a lot of money and a lot of conflicting and ill convieved environmental laws.)

But we've had enough rain. We would appreciate some sun this weekend. Actually we'd like a full week or more of nothing but good springtime weather. My dog would appreciate it.

Sincerely,

LGF
Unofficial Spokesman for Rain Drenched New Englanders