Happy Black Monday to everyone who is single! Go out tonight and tie one on. Then in the morning go up to all those people that you know who have signifigant others and remind them that you're solo night of drinking cost you twenty dollars and their stressing out about the perfect gift for their s.o. cost them over a hundred plus the cost of dinner and the flowers that will be wilting on the table in two days.

It's not that I don't like Valentine's Day. Okay I hate it. Over commercialized holiday. Love doesn't cost a dime. Remember that.