Candid Kenny

Who do you think would win in a cage match, Kenny Rodgers or the cameraman he assaulted? I'm voting for Rodgers. He just looks like he fights cattle like Nolan Ryan would. But on the flip side I think the cameraman would have a bit of an edge. When you're carrying a full 60 pound camera on your shoulder for a number of years I believe you know how to wield that thing. Swing it around your head via the cables. Ability to eject tape and use it as a throwing weapon. Yeah he probably has skills. Something like Napoleon Dynamite. Skills. Without the llama...

Why this rant? Well if you are going to the game tonight at Fenway Kenny is pitching. According to the arbitrator ruling that Selig went too far with the suspension. I think he didn't go far enough. I hope Rodgers get sued, booed, and tattooed tonight. He ranks up there with "Unintentionally" Rafael Palmeiro and "I can't believe he wrote a full sentence" Jose Canseco as the largest A-holes of the year.