I Can't Believe The News Today (UPDATED 4:30PM)

I was going to start something on here about the weekend but that will have to wait until later. For now I'm going to discuss Jessica Alba. And all your ears start to perk up. Well it could be about any starlet that "accidentally" let her breasts be exposed either through a sheer gown on the walkway or just having them fall out. Now I'm a guy so the thought of these incredibly beautiful women having their wardrobe malfunction in front of 500 papparazi is surely appealing to me. My issue is with the sudden news interest in such occurrences. I heard about the MTV Music Awards show red carpet with Alba's beautiful chest fully on display for us all about two hours after the show started. Now MSNBC finally decides to pick it up in their gossip column. Don't we have more serious things to worry about like the Guantanamo Bay Prison issues or the Michael Jackson Trial to wrap our ears and minds around? How about Iraq? I'm sure they'd love to have Alba's breasts over there.... Instead our media is fixated on over-rated actresses or heiresses doing things that their handlers thought would be a good idea. In today's internet driven world, these types of pictures/stories are instantly broadcast all over the world. Just wait for the next awards show and examine those non-airbrushed shots to see if you can see nipple.....

***UPDATE!!*** They have a verdict in the Michael Jackson case. Not only can you hear the jury tell Michael that he's a pedophile but on all the news stations you can watch the gripping live video of his black Explorer crew driving to the court house. He may pull an OJ Simpson....